Two women talking:

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I

mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I

think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I

think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could

easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I

was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent

my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to

take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your

shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms,

see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to

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Now two men talking

Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yeah

thanks to Ehsan Shokouhbakhsh